Guess what I did this week? I went shopping!
What woman doesn’t love a little shopping, eh? Except this time, I was shopping for the perfect outfits for Ronnie and Mrs. B for the upcoming filming of Babysitting the Baumgartners.
I can see you scratching your head. “Wardrobe, for a porn film? Whaaaa–?”
Ah, but remember, this is no ordinary adult film. And while I will admit, the characters spend most of their time naked, there are a few particular items of clothing that fans will remember quite vividly and want to see. When Kay told me that Adam & Eve’s stock wardrobe didn’t include exactly what I was looking for, well…
I decided to go shopping. Any excuse! 😀
The first thing I went hunting for were bikinis. I looked through a lot of bikini-clad women (oh woe is me, what a horrible job!) until I found the perfect style.
Here it is:
Of course, I bought white for Mrs. B – and orange for Ronnie.
In case you were wondering, yes, it is a micro bottom:
And yes, it is, of course, a thong:
But Ronnie, before Mrs. B convinces her to try a micro-bikini to maximize her tanning (yeah, uh-huh, that was the reason she suggested it…) is wearing a suit that covers a little bit more. So I chose this one. But in red instead of white. Can’t you see Sara Luvv in this? 
Next, it was on to dresses. Remember the scene in the book when Mrs. B asks Ronnie for her opinion on which dress she should wear out to dinner? Mrs. B tries on three dresses – finally deciding on the the third.
The first is a brown halter dress – and I found this one:
The second is black, also a halter dress (can you imagine Mrs. B lowering the top and sliding this dress down her hips? I sure can!) and I found this one:
Sexy, yeah? Yeah. But it’s the third dress – a red one – that Mrs. B and Ronnie agree on. I searched high and low for the perfect red dress, one that showed enough cleavage, was form-fitting, had those thin little spaghetti straps… until finally! Voila! Here it is:
Oh hellz yes. Now THAT is a dress!
In case you weren’t sure, here’s a closer look:
And of course, one last little accessory – the sheer scarf/wrap Mrs. B tosses on to perfect the look:
I can’t tell you HOW MUCH FUN it was to shop for this! I had an absolute blast, and I can’t wait to see the girls wearing these on film. Right this very moment I’m looking out my window at a good six inches of freshly fallen snow, but I’m dreaming of hot beaches and even hotter sex.
Oh, and as for the other accessory you will all remember from that scene – the one that comes (ha) just afterward? Kay says she already had one – so I didn’t have to buy this:
(Okay, soooo… maybe I bought it anyway… 😛 )
XOXO
