What is it about the beginning of a relationship that makes us so euphoric? I’m sure there’s some biochemical explanation. And a psychological one, too. I remember, soon after meeting my husband, riding next to him in the car on the way home from a date, the window open, the wind in my face, his hand on my leg, and… Read More
Procrastination
I am the world’s best procrastinator. I’d say the world’s worst, but that would make me bad at it, and I’m not. I’m very, very good at procrastinating. When I was in graduate school, we mailed our papers in to our professors for our classes. True to form, I procrastinated. Give me a deadline, and I will push it to… Read More
Happy Birthday To Me!
Happy birthday to me! Today is my mumblemumbleth birthday! Which makes me a free-spirited, independent, creative, stubborn and proud-to-be Aquarian. Every year on my birthday, I update my “wishes” list. I cross off those things I’ve accomplished or received and look over those things I’ve yet to do or add new things if I’m so inclined. The list includes small… Read More
99 More Personal Turn-Ons
Because y’all liked the first 35 so much… may these give you lots of inspiration! 🙂 1. The blues. Something about that hot, steady rhythm just makes me want to take my clothes off… 2. Goth girls. Streaked purple and black hair, tattoos, a sexy little tramp stamp on the lower back, navel rings, tongue studs… nipple rings… ripped fishnets… Read More
Top Ten Purchases with “Selena-Kitt-Kind-Of-Money”
I heard a phrase the other day that stopped me. An author said, “Oh man, what I wouldn’t buy if I made Selena-Kitt kind of money!” Yes, I had a pretty good year, in terms of income, in 2011. I sold over half a million books. That translated into a lot of cash. I’m not sure if 2012 is going… Read More
Fishnets
When people see my avatar, the most common question (after the standard, “Is that you?”) is “Why fishnets?” Well geez. Do I really have to answer that? Just look at them! But the question is, why are fishnets sexy? What makes stockings more attractive than just bare flesh? I think it’s the tease, their peek-a-boo nature. Full nudity can be… Read More
Lazy
I should be writing, but… Maybe I need a spanking? It’s a lazy holiday weekend and I’m dreaming of a getaway. Everyone I know went somewhere this weekend or had plans. Not me. We’re not going anywhere in the near future because we’re packing to move at the end of July and the littles have a million things going on… Read More